Random 50-year old man at friend's holiday party: "Oh...that's a nice belly. Wow. Really a very nice one. I've seen a lot of pregnant women, but that is really just a beautiful belly. You really look beautiful. You have such a lovely glow."
Um, thanks. I'm sure your wife appreciated hearing that. I could really tell by the look on her face.
And thank you for not expanding your comments to include any thoughts on my tits.