Saturday, November 24, 2007

pigging out (a la Tenacious D)

McDonald's cashier: So, that'll be a 6-piece chicken McNuggets, a cheeseburger, large fries, and a large Coke?

Me: No, no--a DIET Coke.

[Um, because, you know, I'm watching my calories.]

5 comments:

fidget said...

my friend orders the same way and then when they give her the "DIET?" look she jabs her finger at them and yells "I'm diabetic mother F-er!" even though she's not.

Kat E said...

Hee hee...I was trying to come up with something like that, but our cover would have been blown when we went back up to order our hot fudge sundaes ;)

justagirl said...

LOL! Hey, when you're pregnant, you have the right to order whatever the hell you want! I used to go through the drive thru at Long John Silver's and order a dozen hush puppies with those little crispy things. No one ever said a word, but I'm sure I caused a few giggles.

Kel Bel said...

I've been drinking Diet Coke or Pepsi since junior high. I actually don't even like the regular anymore, so I have the same ridiculous orders at fast food restaurants. I've also been known to get a Diet Coke and a candy bar. Suppperrrrr healthy.

Kat E said...

Same here--I pretty much never drink regular soda, it's just way too sweet for me. Plus, at the rate I guzzle, I really would be adding tons of extra calories through soda.