Oh! My! God!!! (air....breathe....) OK, I'll try and stop laughing for a second, so's I can type. *more laughing....* Ok, Ok...You've GOT to report on how that works out. "advanced aerobic striptease*!! I think I'm not qualified to do that sort of thing...I would *definitely* hurt myself. Ah, marketing *genius*....
I did start out with the super-beginner one. Let's just say I made him leave the house because I was terrified of him seeing the awkwardness of the first attempt. I have a long way to go... ;)
I am a lover of nature and a science geek. I am an excellent procrastinator, always have been, probably always will be. I consistently fluctuate between laziness and obsessive-compulsiveness. I like caring for plants and animals, including my husband. I like circus peanuts, and I am secretly a fan of Martha Stewart. I have expensive taste in shoes, but you're more likely to find me wearing cheap flip flops. I love bugs.
I guess I should also mention that I'm now a mom, so excuse me for posting about that too.
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Oh! My! God!!! (air....breathe....) OK, I'll try and stop laughing for a second, so's I can type.
*more laughing....*
Ok, Ok...You've GOT to report on how that works out. "advanced aerobic striptease*!! I think I'm not qualified to do that sort of thing...I would *definitely* hurt myself.
Ah, marketing *genius*....
I did start out with the super-beginner one. Let's just say I made him leave the house because I was terrified of him seeing the awkwardness of the first attempt. I have a long way to go... ;)
LMAO!
I did not realize that the lap dance was considered an aerobic activity. Must depend on who is doing it...
One could argue that this is much like lingerie
who's gift is this exactly? ; )
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