J takes the baby upstairs to change her. A few minutes later, he's calling my name with a bit of a frantic tone to his voice. I walk into the nursery. "She peed on me, and then she spit up, and HER BELLY BUTTON IS FALLING OFF!" As he says all of this, he begins to realize he's freaking out *just a little bit*. Granted, the umbilical stump was halfway off and looked really gross...thankfully at least one of us had read the books about these things and knew what to expect.
Today the baby went back to business as usual--greeting daddy with several loud farts in a row. That's one bodily function with which he's familiar enough to handle like a pro. Oh, and the stump finally did fall off on its own today...
About Me
- Kat E
- I am a lover of nature and a science geek. I am an excellent procrastinator, always have been, probably always will be. I consistently fluctuate between laziness and obsessive-compulsiveness. I like caring for plants and animals, including my husband. I like circus peanuts, and I am secretly a fan of Martha Stewart. I have expensive taste in shoes, but you're more likely to find me wearing cheap flip flops. I love bugs. I guess I should also mention that I'm now a mom, so excuse me for posting about that too.
4 comments:
Baby farts can really throw you off, can't they? "Oh, look at sweet little Maia..." RRRRIIIIPPPP!
There are precious few times in your life when farts and pee and falling off stumps are so cute.
LMAO. I love hearing about daddy hazings. Nice one Maia.....can't wait to meet 'cha Babe! XO
HER BELLY BUTTON IS FALLING OFF!
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!
Which isn't good, cuz I'm at work. :\
Ahem.
Well now, that is just too damn funny.
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