At first, they told us it worked like this:
and sometimes like this:
But then, we realized it was more like this:
and--my god!--even this!
One thing's for sure, it all leads to this:
and, if you're lucky, to this:
So yes, you guys are way too smart for me, and I was too terrible a liar to properly deflect your guesses. It is true, I've gone and gotten knocked up. We are due in February.
Kel, lead the way to the NYC maternity shops!