Wife, upon walking into the bathroom and detecting a foul but familiar odor: "Are you pissing in the shower?"
Husband: "I'm multi-tasking. Just be glad the drain isn't bigger."
About Me
- Kat E
- I am a lover of nature and a science geek. I am an excellent procrastinator, always have been, probably always will be. I consistently fluctuate between laziness and obsessive-compulsiveness. I like caring for plants and animals, including my husband. I like circus peanuts, and I am secretly a fan of Martha Stewart. I have expensive taste in shoes, but you're more likely to find me wearing cheap flip flops. I love bugs. I guess I should also mention that I'm now a mom, so excuse me for posting about that too.
5 comments:
Of course, this entry is *entirely* fictional.
Uh, yeah.
LMFAO and why not, aye? LOL
I had a friend once who was locked in a barracks with only a sink to crap in...
I had a friend who for various reasons didn't bother to get the toilet fixed when it was broken and subsequently used a giant-sized plastic cup to crap in. More than once, I believe. Maybe we should get them together? Though I guess *your* friend had no other choice...!
I'm all for peeing in the shower, but I draw the line there. Very firmly.
Jay, I'm totally with you. Especially seeing as I'm the only one who ever cleans the bathroom...
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