Friday, March 03, 2006

Wife, upon walking into the bathroom and detecting a foul but familiar odor: "Are you pissing in the shower?"

Husband: "I'm multi-tasking. Just be glad the drain isn't bigger."

5 comments:

Kat E said...

Of course, this entry is *entirely* fictional.

Uh, yeah.

Lever said...

LMFAO and why not, aye? LOL

I had a friend once who was locked in a barracks with only a sink to crap in...

Kat E said...

I had a friend who for various reasons didn't bother to get the toilet fixed when it was broken and subsequently used a giant-sized plastic cup to crap in. More than once, I believe. Maybe we should get them together? Though I guess *your* friend had no other choice...!

Jay said...

I'm all for peeing in the shower, but I draw the line there. Very firmly.

Kat E said...

Jay, I'm totally with you. Especially seeing as I'm the only one who ever cleans the bathroom...