Wednesday, April 04, 2007

I am not making this up, I swear.

Last night I caught him masturbating on the La-Z-Boy...AGAIN! I will have to check the blanket for stains. I felt bad interrupting him--I mean, you should have seen the look of dopey pleasure on his face.

At first I wasn't sure what he was doing, I thought maybe something was wrong with him. But the second time I caught him, I decided to check more closely and, sure enough, his arousal was physically evident.

I googled the problem, and they say this can be an obsessive-compulsive kind of thing and that sometimes medication helps. But I figure, as long as it's not hurting anybody (and not leaving stains on the crocheted blanket we received as a wedding gift--he really seems to like that blanket A LOT), then what's the harm?

Could you deny this sweet face a few moments of carnal pleasure?


Kel Bel said...

HAHAHAHA!!!!! That is the funniest story I've heard in a while. I had no idea domesticated animals had those, um, needs.

Kat E said...

I at least figured that you wouldn't see this kind of thing in a *neutered* animal...then again, look at all those leg-humping dogs!

Anonymous said...

Thank goodness you confirmed that you were talking about your cat.

Mary Beth said...

Don't make a big deal about it or he will learn that his sexuality is something to be ashamed of. Acknowledge it as a normal behavior, but explain that it's a personal matter and that he should go to his room if he feels like he needs to engage in it.

Oh, wait, that's what we're supposed to tell our kids.

Carry on, then...

Kat E said...

J said "well just as long as he does it into a sock with his door shut..." ;) I bet you're just really looking forward to having this conversation someday, aren't you!

Jennifer said...

LOL! Bless his little heart.

I so wish MB had been my mom.

And hey, I feel honored to have you as my blog twin!!

Anonymous said...

Heh... blissful expression.

You want us to send over some kitty wipes? =)