Tuesday, February 21, 2006

So apparently, you are exempt from federal drug laws if you can justify breaking them on the grounds of being delusional.

Hey, government! I've come to realize that the only way I can connect with god is by dropping acid and then running naked through the electronics department at Wal-Mart every Saturday. Better not try to stop me...THIS IS MY RELIGION, after all.

Anyone want to join my new church? God likes it when you donate at half your earnings to your church leader. While you're at it, you can scoop my cats' litter boxes, too. I'll be waiting with the Kool-Aid when you're finished.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

quench my thirst with your sweet nectar my dear leader. "OH YEAH!" GPH

Kat E said...

Ha! It took me a sec to get the "oh, yeah", but once I did...too funny! Thanks for the comment, GPH :)

Chrysanthemum said...

Can I be some "high" priestess or something? I need someone to pick up the dog poop in my backyard.

Kat E said...

We'll have the ordainment ceremony as soon as I get some regular tithers ;)

Lever said...

No, no, NO! MY religion is THE ONLY ONE... Mwa ha ha ha ha... I'll fight you for it too... after a bowl of fuit punch, some sugar cubes, a chew on some coca leaves, a snort of meth and a toke on the finest hydroponic this west of Amsterdam...

ah actually forget it, I'm not fighting all of you floating purple fuckers, plus you got 16 arms, that's not fair. I'll battle your religion when i touchdown next... ;)

Kat E said...

Let's just all worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

Jay said...

Yes!
I've been looking for the perfect excuse, and here it is!

BeckyBumbleFuck said...

Nice one. Maybe I'll send this as my retort to my "good" Christian friend who likes to buy me tomes on her religion... Do you think she would take it well? ;)

Lever said...

FSM Yeah!!! Did BBFK not tell you about what's on the back of my car then?

Kat E said...

Oh Lever, I NEED me one of those!!