Stupid laugh of the day: Hitler Cats
The latest event to remind me that I'm becoming an out-of-touch old fogey:
I step up to the window at Scoopy Doo's to order my ice cream. It is Friday night, and the place is staffed by teenagers. It is almost closing time, and they are a bit rambunctious, playing hip-hop and jumping around. I give my order, and they swarm to the window, yelling: "Drop it like it's hot, and you'll get your ice cream for free! DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT!! COME ON, DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT!".
I look at the girl. "Um, I'm too old to know what that even means. I have no idea what it is you want me to do." As they looked at me, I could feel the hairs on my head losing their pigment and my breasts inching more quickly toward the ground. They gave up and asked for my order again. They tried the same thing on J, who saved the day by reciting his order AND dropping it like it's hot *simultaneously*, even adding a provocative thrust at the end. He is my hero.
About Me
- Kat E
- I am a lover of nature and a science geek. I am an excellent procrastinator, always have been, probably always will be. I consistently fluctuate between laziness and obsessive-compulsiveness. I like caring for plants and animals, including my husband. I like circus peanuts, and I am secretly a fan of Martha Stewart. I have expensive taste in shoes, but you're more likely to find me wearing cheap flip flops. I love bugs. I guess I should also mention that I'm now a mom, so excuse me for posting about that too.
6 comments:
Nah, nothing to do with getting old fogey about stuff, I mean when was the last time you saw the over 30s drop "bling bling" and "innit" into a conversation? I'd rather not ;)
So dropping it like it's hot... did J "curl one out" at the counter? That'd be dropping a hot one ;) :D
I am an old fogey! I still don't know what "drop it like it's hot" means. :-( I'm stuck in the 80's - "like, oh my God!"
Lever: No, he didn't...not that I'd be surprised...
Kitty: I cannot even explain it. You'll just have to wait for a demo from J. ;)
It's dancin, It's dancin'!
well I KNOW it's dancing, but I'm pretty sure they didn't want me to do the robot!
I encountered a fish that looked like hitler.
Footage of J "dropping it like it's hot" needs to show up on you tube.
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